the Hello Kitty Club

tot i should introduce some interesting pple from the group that is in freiburg now...

*put ur hands together for...deng deng deng deng...the Hello Kitty Club*

The Members

the hello kitty club was started by uncle gin, who is supposedly afraid of everything from the cold to long distance walking. he is joined by 2 other members, clarence and najib. there is also a ranking system within the club, but it is not strictly enforced. clarence is the officer kitty or OK, najib is the specialist kitty or SK (we waiting for a SKII to come along) and uncle gin is man kitty or MK. yingshi and i have been cordially invited to join the club and we will be civilian kittys or CK. yingshi would be CK Tan (not tang) and i would be CK Huang. but we havn't decided whether to accept the invitation.

The Activites

the members of the hello kitty club like to tell jokes and has a special preference for army and dirty jokes. (dat is why yingshi might not want to join the club) they have recently mastered the skill of counting from 1 to 12 in poses for the camera. (courtesy of joan) on top of these special talents, the members also have the ability to put across sarcastic remarks and use vulgarities. (much to yingshi's disapproval) najib has participated in the anti-rabbit-eating movement because he has 8 rabbits at home, but siwei the german god thinks otherwise. (unwise of najib to go against the ever hungry german god) he is also a temporary nanny who likes playing with young children. clarence enjoys cutting grass in the garden, but hates unfriendly cats to the core. (kitty and cats are not best of friends) he is a party kitty that goes dancing. uncle gin prays everyday to be able to use the washing machine. najib and uncle gin are in the escort team which escorts girls home after the sun has set.

The Characteristics

you are likely to spot a member of the hello kitty club by the following traits:

• fun-loving
• humorous
• sarcastic
• hokkien-speaking
• vulgarities-speaking
• gentlemanly (must say some good stuff lest they kill me after reading this)
• has a phobia to almost everything
• likes to make funny face or make funny actions
• likes to look at pretty girls
• likes to give pretty girls his name and asking them for theirs (rejection is another thing altogether)

the Hello Kitty Club is an exclusive club and membership is by invitation only.

membership fees is a kebap or a pizza a day. other donations like nuts and cakes are also welcomed.

the Hello Kitty Club pledges to let its members have maximum fun, while still being nice people.