Welcome to.........
suddenly, i have a thought of transforming my house into a hotel...or haotel as pronounced by my ah gong...
At Haotel Haodebudeliao, you will have the opportunity to stay in our one-of-a-kind PRESIDENTIAL suite that is so exclusive, that it is the only room in our famous Haotel. Our amiable and EVER READY staff are capable of providing the highest quality service and their potential can reach even greater heights upon seeing this sign: $. Bored? No problem. You will be entertained by our wide variety of facilities that will keep you ccupied for the whole day.
Now for a brief introduction to our staff and facilities (part I):
Service Department
Housekeeping & Meals:
The head of our housekeeping and meals departments is MAMA KWAN, who also happens (is by coincidence you know) to be the only staff in those departments. A caring and kind lady, her promotion was quick (and by default) because of her special powers, "Kuan Shou Kuan Jiao". With that extraordinary ability, she has cliched the prestigious awards of "The Fastest Ironer/Mopper/Sweeper" in the annual Tri-housework-athalon. There is no doubt regarding her ability. The Haotel is kept spick and span and all the staff is stuffed with food. So much so that 1/3 of the staff is overweight and half is obese. On top of the great housekeeping and culinary skills, MAMA KWAN is also known as the self-medicate expert. Should you fall sick (touch wood), you can trust that you will be in good hands. Herbal tea, po chai pills, panadol, ointments, creams and other bitter chinese medicine is in abundance#.
Purchase and transport department
Have a craving? Yearning for rock melon or grouper? Our purchase department will take care of it. Going somewhere? Need a lift? Our transport department will send you there. GONG GONG AH GONG, our ever reliable purchase and transport manager will answer your every need. Having 50 years of driving experience and uncountable number of years of marketing (going to the market) experience, GG AH GONG is our oldest staff at the age of 73. Once you have informed him your personal preference for certain food, you can expect to get it immediately the next day, and everyday for the rest of the week until you are sick of it. GG AH GONG will stop at nothing to provide great service, even to the extend of spending every last penny in his pocket. And he will be pleased to buy you I-K KLEAM (meaning ice cream) too!
#Please remember to check the expiry date before using, we are not liable for any health problem arising from eating or applying expired medication.
-end of part I-
HAOTEL HAODEBUDELIAO
Welcome, welcome! We at Haotel Haodebudeliao are pleased to serve you, our valued customer!
Welcome, welcome! We at Haotel Haodebudeliao are pleased to serve you, our valued customer!
At Haotel Haodebudeliao, you will have the opportunity to stay in our one-of-a-kind PRESIDENTIAL suite that is so exclusive, that it is the only room in our famous Haotel. Our amiable and EVER READY staff are capable of providing the highest quality service and their potential can reach even greater heights upon seeing this sign: $. Bored? No problem. You will be entertained by our wide variety of facilities that will keep you ccupied for the whole day.
Now for a brief introduction to our staff and facilities (part I):
Service Department
Housekeeping & Meals:
The head of our housekeeping and meals departments is MAMA KWAN, who also happens (is by coincidence you know) to be the only staff in those departments. A caring and kind lady, her promotion was quick (and by default) because of her special powers, "Kuan Shou Kuan Jiao". With that extraordinary ability, she has cliched the prestigious awards of "The Fastest Ironer/Mopper/Sweeper" in the annual Tri-housework-athalon. There is no doubt regarding her ability. The Haotel is kept spick and span and all the staff is stuffed with food. So much so that 1/3 of the staff is overweight and half is obese. On top of the great housekeeping and culinary skills, MAMA KWAN is also known as the self-medicate expert. Should you fall sick (touch wood), you can trust that you will be in good hands. Herbal tea, po chai pills, panadol, ointments, creams and other bitter chinese medicine is in abundance#.
Purchase and transport department
Have a craving? Yearning for rock melon or grouper? Our purchase department will take care of it. Going somewhere? Need a lift? Our transport department will send you there. GONG GONG AH GONG, our ever reliable purchase and transport manager will answer your every need. Having 50 years of driving experience and uncountable number of years of marketing (going to the market) experience, GG AH GONG is our oldest staff at the age of 73. Once you have informed him your personal preference for certain food, you can expect to get it immediately the next day, and everyday for the rest of the week until you are sick of it. GG AH GONG will stop at nothing to provide great service, even to the extend of spending every last penny in his pocket. And he will be pleased to buy you I-K KLEAM (meaning ice cream) too!
#Please remember to check the expiry date before using, we are not liable for any health problem arising from eating or applying expired medication.
-end of part I-
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